This is Cirroc Lofton's chance to shine - and for once, he gets to take advantage of it. Good on him.
The removal of caffeine from beverages has plagued restauranteurs for centuries! You can't expect me to cure it over night."
"I'm not paying for that! I want to get her off caffeine, not poison her."
"So much for Quarktajino."
- Quark, O'Brien, and Odo