Sunday, January 1, 2012

Zero is the Number of our Heartbeats

Enterprise: Zero Hour
#076, Season 3, Episode 24, aired 5/26/04, dated 2/14/2154
Written by  Rick Berman and Brannon Braga
Directed by Allan Kroeker

So this is the one that lost them the gig. Things were looking up. We were finally rid of the Xindi crapola and the stupid Expanse vanished, which solved the "why didn't we ever hear of the Expanse" stuff and also made the whole "T'Pol's addicted to emotions" thing a thing of the past, and also we dealt with the spheres and it is over, and let me tell you at this point I didn't care. I didn't care that there was a giant hole down Florida that no one had ever mentioned before, and that if they'd just blamed it on the Romulans and started a war with them and also picked up some nuclear weapons instead of photonic torpedoes it would have been okay, it would have meshed with "Balance of Terror", but it was over, and sealed and done and done in an okay way, this Coto guy was working out all right, and then it happened. The thing that lost them the gig.

The Nazis were aliens.

In the words of Gunn, "You've lost the mission, Bro."

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