Buffy decides to marry Spike, Giles goes blind, Xander gets chased by a horde of demons, and it's all Willow's fault.
No one in Sunnydale can speak, so they all buy dry erase boards. Buffy and Riley figure out each other's identities. An akward scene ensues.
The akward scene resumes. Buffy decides not to date Riley, but then she changes her mind.