Friday, January 18, 2019

So... how are we doing?

That's the power of math, people!

So much to say.

I remember starting this blog, with the weight of all the things that would not happen pressing down on me. I will never watch a new Star Trek show again. I will never connect with my fellow fans in that way. I will never share this with my children. Here I am, just barely an adult, and the one thing I've had my whole life is gone.

Is that a little overdramatic? Maybe.

But that's what it felt like. I think that's what it felt like for most of us.

I remember thinking that I watched Trek die. By refusing to watch Enterprise while it was originally on, I helped cause it. I believe I did the right thing with Enterprise, at that time, just as I believe that I do the right thing now by showing it to my child. I remember the startling realization that the new movie had the potential to not suck. I remember watching Star Trek in 2009, and then the betrayal of Into Darkness 4 years later. I remember the first two Beyond trailers and the sense of horror I got from watching them... and then the third trailer, and the glimmer of hope that came with it.

And Anton, who tried to change himself for us when he was seventeen because he understood better than I did in that moment what he was getting into.

The anticipation of Discovery, trying to not get too attached, just in case. I waffled, unsure but committed to 13 episodes until Phavo. Just for a few minutes, they did it. They made Star Trek. The rest of the season, caught up in the plot, hoping for glimpse of what was familiar, and then...


I spent most of my life unable to recognize metaphors.

But during the time between Into Darkness and Beyond I binged 8 seasons of Supernatural and it started to make sense to me after that. (Every ep is a metaphor for the brothers' relationship. We'll talk about that sometime.)

Here's what I realized.

Season 1 of Discovery - it isn't Star Trek.

It has many of the themes, and pieces of the original show. It ties into the show. And if you take the season as a whole and call it one episode, it DOES meet the requirements set forth by Gene. But it's not Star Trek.

Discovery's first season is a metaphor for us.

It's about who we are and what kind of fans, or maybe even people, we want to be. Discovery flirts with abandoning everything that Starfleet - and Star Trek - was created to be. It manipulates. It cheats. It lies. It takes good people and puts them in terrible positions, causing them to do terrible things. It has victories that count for nothing.

And at the end, when the chips are down and things look grim... We are Trekkies.

So now we are, it's Season 2, and there's just one question - what does having some fun along the way look like? I hope it looks like Star Trek, or this might be a short trip.

I'm excited to find out.

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Hi, everyone

Okay, so it's been a little while. I never really meant to abandon this blog, it just kind of happened that one day I realized I hadn't written anything in six months. And then I wasn't sure what to write. And here we are.

Guys - I love blogging. Love it.

And I love Star Trek. And Christianity. And I really want to write about those things, so I can promise to try to do that more. And... we'll see.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Ten minute Trek: Miri - wrap-up

McCoy shoots himself with what turns out not to be poison, Kirk almost gets taken out by a ten-year-old, and they warp away, still not discussing the fact that they were on another Earth.

The End.

Look at my LEGS! (Miri)

"Back on the ship, I used to try to get you to look at my legs. Captain, look at my legs!"
-Yeoman Rand

Okay, let's get this out of the way: lady, your skirt is like, two inches long. Everyone sees the legs. We see all the legs. Uhura's, too. Legs, check.

They say Star Trek did good things for women, but that must be the Janeway years, because here, women are vain, selfish, creatures with completely ludicrous hair.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Ten minute Trek: Miri, the color purple, and playground antics

Here's a thought.

When you're on a planet full of potentially malicious children and someone starts chanting "nyah nyah-nah nah nah" maybe don't follow the sound?

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Ten Minute Trek: Miri

Okay, let's get something straight.

"Prolongnation" is not a word.

Maybe, though, on the other Earth we never hear about again, it is.

That is all.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Ten Minute Trek: Miri

Okay, so let's talk about plot holes the size of Jupiter. You know, I've always said the problem with Voyager is that there was a tendency to lead with something that could be a whole plot by itself, and then follow that up with an entirely different plot or five.

Voyager may not be as far out of the Trek tradition as we think it is.


Remember this?

This isn't a trip to Earth. It's the teaser for "Miri". It just leads with them finding another Earth out of the blue for no reason and then really mentioning it again.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

You are Kidding, right?

Shades of Grey
TNG #148
Season 2, Episode 22
Aired 7/17/89
Stardate 42976.1
Guest Starring Diana Muldaur, Colm Meaney
Directed by Robert Bowman
Story by Maurice Hurley
Teleplay by Maurice Hurley, Richard Manning, and Hans Beimler

Teaser
1. Surface
Sigh.

2. Transporter Room

Let's spend entirely too much time talking about beaming down.
3. Transporter Room
Ooh, yeah, that helps.

4. Surface
Is Geordi practicing his yoga or something?

5. Sickbay
Oh no! My leg is numb!


Act One - Log
Captain's Log, Stardate 42976.1. During a geological survey on Surata IV, Commander Riker has become infected by an unidentified microbe.
1. Sickbay
This is extremely serious. You can tell by my not smiling.

2. Transporter Room
Good grief, more time in the Transporter Room? Did someone lose a bet or something?

3. Surface
Look at this big scary plant!

4. Transporter Room
Wait... Is Geordi the one carrying the stinger without any kind of container when Data is standing right there?


Act Two
1. Pulaski's office
Still VERY SERIOUS.

2. Sickbay
Buck up, Number One!

3. Pulaski's office
Some flashback scenes might move this plot forward.

4.Sickbay

Because the best thing to do for a sick person is to call them on the fact that they're pretending to be brave.

Log

5. Sickbay
Oh, for crying out loud! All we need is to hear "We must save him!" again.

Because all we need is needles in our brain!

6. Planet Hell Set
AGAIN?!?!

7. Sickbay
I have a feeling I know where this is going...

Act Three
1. Sickbay
In the eighties, chest hair was in.

2. Holodeck
AGAIN?!?!

3. Ten Forward
AGAIN?!?!

4. Deanna's office
AGAIN?!?!

5. Sickbay
Please, do NOT yell, "You must save him!" Don't do it...

6. Edo World
AGAIN?!?!

7. Holodeck
AGAIN?!?!

8. Sickbay
He's dreaming about another woman? Ooh, interesting...

9. Holodeck
Absolutely, let's drag this on as long as possible.

10. Angel One - Beata's room
Sigh.

11. Will's Quarters
Oh, knock it off, Riker, she's got three husbands now!

12. Sickbay
Illicit imagery is never the answer, although this hardly qualifies.
And it certainly doesn't meet Riker's definition.

Although, if you recall, this does.

Act Four
1. Sickbay
A new plan? To drag this plot out even further than it already was! By George, I think I've got it!

2. Argus III
Yes, by all means, do let us bring this up as often as possible.
Actually, I'm pretty sure this episode saved the show, which saved the franchise, but still.

3. Deanna's Quarters
"You must save him!" Are you kidding me?
Good episode. Not Marina's finest scene, although, to be fair, the dialog was not all that could be hoped for and the subject matter was rather heavy.

4. Sickbay
It seems to be working.
This is the last act, right?

5. Klingon Ship
Let's fight some Klingons!

6. Guest Quarters
Let's bring this up a lot too. Good grief.

7. Sickbay
"If I'd known that I was going to have to spend an entire episode looking this grim, I would have made them put me in the credits."

Act Five
1.Sickbay
This is the last attempt we can make...
to save this episode.

2.Guest Quarters
Fun.

3.Planet Hell
Fun with Ferengi.

4.Argus III
Fun with oil slicks.

5.Sickbay
Fun with needles.

6.Engineering
Fun with autodestruct sequences.

7.Tarellian Freighter
Fun with exploding ships.

8.Sickbay
I will not laugh at the thin script. I will not laugh at the thin script.

9.A bunch of stuff












10.Sickbay
Oh, hey, I get to be happy for my last two seconds on screen!
11.Sickbay
Because forced humor fixes everything.