Saturday, July 7, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Today on Star Trek
Is There in Truth No Beauty?
Diana Muldaur is blind, Spock goes insane, Kirk worries, Sulu and Chekov get thrown across the Bridge, McCoy doesn't reveal important information, Scotty gets an action scene, and the ambassador of the week goes home in a box - in a good way.
Spectre of the Gun
Diana Muldaur is blind, Spock goes insane, Kirk worries, Sulu and Chekov get thrown across the Bridge, McCoy doesn't reveal important information, Scotty gets an action scene, and the ambassador of the week goes home in a box - in a good way.
Spectre of the Gun
Today on Buffy
Who Are You?
Baith gets locked in an armored truck by the Council. Fuffy flirts with every guy on the planet and is mean to Tara. Baith escapes and convinces Giles who she is. Fuffy sleeps with Riley and almost flees the country but stops when Adam gets some vampires to hold a church hostage. Baith and Fuffy both run to the church and kill the vamps, then Baith switches their bodies back. Faith runs away. Buffy gets mad at Riley.
Baith gets locked in an armored truck by the Council. Fuffy flirts with every guy on the planet and is mean to Tara. Baith escapes and convinces Giles who she is. Fuffy sleeps with Riley and almost flees the country but stops when Adam gets some vampires to hold a church hostage. Baith and Fuffy both run to the church and kill the vamps, then Baith switches their bodies back. Faith runs away. Buffy gets mad at Riley.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Star Trek Today
And the Children Shall Lead
Kirk has adventures in babysitting five kids who don't care that their parents are dead. It turns out the kids are under alien control, so once they cry, the alien melts (of course) and everything goes back to normal.
Kirk has adventures in babysitting five kids who don't care that their parents are dead. It turns out the kids are under alien control, so once they cry, the alien melts (of course) and everything goes back to normal.
Today's Movie
Hitch
Will Smith makes an ass of himself and that guy from The King of Queens marries a supermodel or whatever.
Will Smith makes an ass of himself and that guy from The King of Queens marries a supermodel or whatever.
Monday, July 2, 2007
Today on Star Trek
Spock's Brain
No, seriously, that's the episode title. Spock's brain gets stolen. The rest is just dumb. But there is a theory that it's all better if you change "brain" to "dick".
The Enterprise Incident
Kirk and Spock play spy and Spock falls in love with a Romulan. Kirk tries on Vulcan ears. It's a good time.
The Paradise Syndrome
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy wonder how pine trees made it across the galaxy. Wow. What an amazing coincidence...
No, seriously, that's the episode title. Spock's brain gets stolen. The rest is just dumb. But there is a theory that it's all better if you change "brain" to "dick".
The Enterprise Incident
Kirk and Spock play spy and Spock falls in love with a Romulan. Kirk tries on Vulcan ears. It's a good time.
The Paradise Syndrome
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy wonder how pine trees made it across the galaxy. Wow. What an amazing coincidence...
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Today on the X-Files
All Things
Mulder and Scully have sex. Maybe. Or not. Maybe she fell asleep on his couch. But then why does she feel the need to put her shirt back on? Oh, and she had an affair with her med school professor back in the day and now God's speaking to her in a Buddhist temple.
Mulder and Scully have sex. Maybe. Or not. Maybe she fell asleep on his couch. But then why does she feel the need to put her shirt back on? Oh, and she had an affair with her med school professor back in the day and now God's speaking to her in a Buddhist temple.
Today on Star Trek
Return to Tomorrow
Damn it Kirk, didn't you learn anything from "The City on the Edge of Forever"? A man from the 20th century ends up on board, and Kirk considers not returning him because he's not gonna do anything important. But his unborn son is. Kirk's not that bright.
The Return of the Archons
You have got to be kidding me. Who knew Sulu was a quick-change artist? For once, Kirk shows some promise by not beaming down to a primitive and unknown planet in his uniform. Nice work, Kirk. Scotty manages to make the impossible sound plausible, McCoy gets brainwashed, Spock wears Andre the Giant's costume from "The Princess Bride" and Chekov isn't in the episode, which is a good thing because he probably would just tell us how Russia invented smashing windows. Oh, and Uhura does nothing remarkable. Again.
Damn it Kirk, didn't you learn anything from "The City on the Edge of Forever"? A man from the 20th century ends up on board, and Kirk considers not returning him because he's not gonna do anything important. But his unborn son is. Kirk's not that bright.
The Return of the Archons
You have got to be kidding me. Who knew Sulu was a quick-change artist? For once, Kirk shows some promise by not beaming down to a primitive and unknown planet in his uniform. Nice work, Kirk. Scotty manages to make the impossible sound plausible, McCoy gets brainwashed, Spock wears Andre the Giant's costume from "The Princess Bride" and Chekov isn't in the episode, which is a good thing because he probably would just tell us how Russia invented smashing windows. Oh, and Uhura does nothing remarkable. Again.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Today on Gilmore Girls
Lazy Hazy Crazy Days
Who is Rory dating? And who is Lorelai dating? And is Lorelai is in love with Luke? At least they make up and stop shouting, so yay.
Who is Rory dating? And who is Lorelai dating? And is Lorelai is in love with Luke? At least they make up and stop shouting, so yay.
Star Trek Today
Operation: Annihilate!
Mass insanity plauges Deneva, and Kirk's brother and sister-in-law are killed by the beings that cause it. Spock is also infected, but luckily McCoy figures out how to undo the infection before Spock goes insane too. Unluckily, the treatment involves bright light that blinds Spock. McCoy figures out that you only need UV to undo the infection, the population of Deneva is cured, and Spock's eyesight is saved by a convenient Vulcan inner eyelid.
Mass insanity plauges Deneva, and Kirk's brother and sister-in-law are killed by the beings that cause it. Spock is also infected, but luckily McCoy figures out how to undo the infection before Spock goes insane too. Unluckily, the treatment involves bright light that blinds Spock. McCoy figures out that you only need UV to undo the infection, the population of Deneva is cured, and Spock's eyesight is saved by a convenient Vulcan inner eyelid.
Today on Buffy
A New Man
A neglected Giles gets turned into a Fyarl demon, and has to pay Spike 200 dollars to get anyone to help him out. Spike smashes Giles' car, Buffy stabs Giles by accident, and Ethan Rayne ends up imprisoned in Area 51.
The I in Team
Buffy joins the Initative, and asks so many questions that Professor Walsh tries to kill her. Riley believes that Buffy's dead for about two seconds, but luckily Buffy chooses that moment to call Professor Walsh and tell her that her murder plan sucked. Spike gets shot with a tracer and pays Giles to remove it before the Initiative can find it. And Willow spends the night with Tara... doing what now?
A neglected Giles gets turned into a Fyarl demon, and has to pay Spike 200 dollars to get anyone to help him out. Spike smashes Giles' car, Buffy stabs Giles by accident, and Ethan Rayne ends up imprisoned in Area 51.
The I in Team
Buffy joins the Initative, and asks so many questions that Professor Walsh tries to kill her. Riley believes that Buffy's dead for about two seconds, but luckily Buffy chooses that moment to call Professor Walsh and tell her that her murder plan sucked. Spike gets shot with a tracer and pays Giles to remove it before the Initiative can find it. And Willow spends the night with Tara... doing what now?
Friday, June 22, 2007
News Today And Some From Yesterday
There is a new interview with Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman on startrek.com about writing movies, if anyone wants to hear them blather for two pages.
In a touching speech, Gene Roddenberry was inducted into the Sci-Fi Hall of Fame in Seattle last weekend.
According to trekweb, William Shatner is out of the new movie plans. Everyone breathe! A sigh! Of! Relief!
Memory Alpha reached 25000 articles yesterday, congrats to everyone who contributed.
Rene Auborjonois will no longer be seen on Boston Legal, although he may return for guest roles here and there.
In a touching speech, Gene Roddenberry was inducted into the Sci-Fi Hall of Fame in Seattle last weekend.
According to trekweb, William Shatner is out of the new movie plans. Everyone breathe! A sigh! Of! Relief!
Memory Alpha reached 25000 articles yesterday, congrats to everyone who contributed.
Rene Auborjonois will no longer be seen on Boston Legal, although he may return for guest roles here and there.
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