Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Change of Plans

So, there's been a slight change of plans.

I won't be doing episode recaps here anymore.

I'll be doing them at WhatCulture.com.

This is exciting for me, but it means I cannot post them to my blog, because content there has to be independent. I'll still link to them, though. That's allowed.

This blog, then, will become more personal, which, to be fair, it used to be anyway before the massive Trekking set in. This could be entertaining.

And, for your reading pleasure, my first post at WhatCulture.com.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Door to the Heavens and other tales

Stargate: SG-1
Children of the Gods

So there are some soldiers, and they are playing poker. I get a chuckle because they are doing a reverse of the final shot of TNG, zooming in over the poker table.

A tarp moves. Predictably, only the blonde woman notices. Wow, what big eyes she has as she stupidly walks up to it! Does she not watch Kurt Russell movies? The tarp blows away and something that is soooo not water but might be comes rippling across and everyone pulls the guns they brought to the poker game out because that's a way to do things, this is the military, yeah!

Something pops out and scans the rather dumb woman, who reaches down and picks it up. Then one of the Ra dudes comes out of what we all know is the Stargate, and grabs her by the neck. You get a better look at the invasion force pouring in and maybe they're not the Ra dudes after all because that would infringe on the movie. They look more snakey. So then they remove their masks and it looks like they're basically human. They hold something to the woman's head, and then the shooting starts. Brilliant. Military intelligence at it's finest. Anyway, the snake looking dudes say some words and the military guys run away and come back with a hopefully-more-intelligent SWAT team. Golden Snake Dude, who one would assume is the leader, glows his eyes and they all go back through the Stargate. Some commander dude comes and stands in front of it. Because that's smart, dude, you're not even wearing armor and you have no big overcompensatey weapon. Really?

Credits.

The military goes and finds some guy, Colonel Jack O'Neal stargazing. Major Samuels climbs a tree to find him and bring him to General Hammond about something to do with the Stargate. O'Neal looks up from his telescope. He is definitely not Kurt Russell anymore. That's a good plastic surgeon. Serious talent. Obviously not the same one that did MJ.

I get a kick out of the elevator with all the sublevels. It makes me think of the Preteneder. SL this and SL that. Good times.

Moooving on. they get on another elevator. O'Neal and Samuels go even farther down. Those who did not watch the movie are impressed. The guy that played Scully's dad is General Hammond. He was the guy who stupidly stood in front of the stargate. They exchange some pleasantries. Hammond says he might write a book. O'Neal says he thought about doing that but he'd have to shoot anyone who read it because of the classiifed stuff. Silence. "That was a joke, sir." Ouch. Tough room. Don't joke, son, this is the Army!

They take O'Neal to see the body of one of the snake dudes. Withought the snake armor he looks very human except for the kangaroo pouch you can barely see. They haven't bothered to autopsy it yet, so I don't know how you can really know that it's like a kangaroo, but whatever.

O'Neal and Hammond discuss the glowing eyes on snake #1. Hammond tells him about the glowing eyes, exactly like Ra's. It has been more than a year since the Stargate. Is that all? They also have the other stargate mission people in for questioning. They also want to know about Jackson and why he stayed behind. They review the movie without showing any clips, probably because of the facelift they gave O'Neal. They want him to confirm that everyone on Abados is dead - and he does. They have a plan to send another nuke through, just to be sure it's, you know, blowed up. O'Neal says, "you can't do that!" And Hammond's, all, "unless you have something to add?" "General Hammond, sir, I regret to inform you it was not entirely accurate." So O'Neal tells him there are people on Abados, alive, and they are not a threat. Hammond wants to send the bomb through anyway, and he is pissed and actually sends O'Neal to a cell because he saved some innocent humans whose ancestors were kidnapped for slavery.

They lock O'Neal in with Kowalski. He's had a facelift too. They discuss the mission, the kids on Abados. O'Neal mentions his son, and teh Kowalski is all, "wow, I didn't know you had a kid," and O'Neal admits he died just before the mission to Abados.

Hammond comes in and says he's open to suggestions. They come up with a plan to go back through the gate and try to find out what's going on. First they have to know it's safe. They turn on the Stargate, and O'Neal sends a box of Kleenex through, because of all the sneezing Jackson did. They turn on the Stargate, and toss in the Kleenex. They wait. Dramatic music plays. And here comes the bassoon and drums!

Then the water pitcher on a confrence table starts rattling and the Stargate opens again. The Kleenex is back. And there's a message on the side of the box that says, "Thanks, send more." so they know Jacksons's alive and wants more Kleenex. O'Neal is recalled to active duty.

Hammond assigns someone named Sam Carter to the mission - a woman who will no doubt create tons of sexual tension in later episodes. The Manly Men exchange some sexual harrassment for a nimute with the General right there, but I guess he's old school. They discuss the physics of the Stargate, she's an expert, and she tells O'Neal to call her Captain not Doctor even though she is one and had to go to way more school for it and then she tells him that "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean i can't handle whatever you can handle."

So many dirty jokes.... cannot process.... brain shutting down.....

AaAAAAAAAAaaaaaanyway.

The Manly Men exchange a look. O'Neal tries to cover by saying "This has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women." Yeah, I'll bet. In a good sauce. Sorry, couldn't resist. "I've just got a blittle problem with sicentists." Did n't you get over that one when you had your old face? She offers to arm wrestle him. Samuels wants to bury the Stargate. O'Neal points out that now that the aliens know they're there, they should probably do some recon. So they have 24 hours.

Stargate on.

Dramatic music. Big backpacks. Hammond orders O'Neal to bring Jackson back. More dramatic music. I don't think Jackson's girlfriend will like this. You know, the one he stayed behind for. Captain Sam tells O'Neal he'll like her eventually, and he says "Oh, I adore you already." She goes on about how cool it is that they've got a stable wormhole  and "You can actually see the fluctuations in the event horizon." like they didn't borrow that term from a college science textbook.

Zoomy lights. They come out on the other end in the temple, which is not buried in rocks. Nary a loose rock to be found. Way to go. They are met by Jackson and his buddies, all of whom are armed. Wow, that was easy. O'Neal gets to see his friend from before when he was there, the kid that reminded him of his son. The soldiers all greet Jackson and then his girlfriend or wife or whatever comes out and looks pretty. Sam finds the original interface and tells everyone how cool it is, and introduces herself as Doctor Samantha Carter, to which the Manly Men reply, "I thought you wanted to be called Captain." Lol.

But down to business. They tell Daniel about the aliens coming through the Stargate, and he's all, "not from here they didn't."

They all have dinner. They are making moonshine.Sklar tries to give O'Neal his ligher vack but O'Neal won't let him. Daniel tells them the Stargate has many potential destinations, which makes me think there's a series afoot! He takes them to see something after a very long, passionate kiss from the eye candy. O'Neal blinks. So they move out to go see the weirdness Daniel's found. Outside, he takes them someplace else, someplace dark, and shows them a map in Ancient Egyptian that he thinks is a series of destinations. Destinations for the Stargates. He's all, "some of these still exist?" And Captain Sam's all, "I don't think so," and Daniel's all, "then where did that guy come from," and Captain Sam is all, "Oh." and O'Neal's all, "Huh?" and Captain Sam's all, "The aliens could have come from anywhere."

The Stargate opens and more snake dudes arrive. Bang bang shoot shoot. Same gold snake glowy dude is there and they grab Sklar and ask him where he got his weapon. The Ra Clone zaps him with his scary hands and then zaps Mrs.Daniel too, but we think she's just knocked out after all the trouble he went to to save her in the movie, so presumably Skara is too.

The soldiers return and find chaos. They say it was Ra. Daniel blames himself for taking the barracade down and I gotta say I agree. O'Neal convinces him to return to help look for Sharay and Skara. I guess Sharay is Mrs. Daniel. Daniel tells the people there to bury the gate once he's gone and uncover it in exactly one year and he will try to come back then if he can. Fair enough.

They make it back of course.

Hammond is pissed at Jackson and won't et him go on the rescue team.

Switch to a castle where the snakeys live. They have a lot of people there and one guy who looks like he walked out of the TNG episode "Code of Honor" working for them. The Snakes take Sharay and Skara tries to follow but is held back and locked up. Oh, well, he tried.

One guy got hurt on the mission, but he'll be fine. O'Neal checks in with Kowalski and then finds Daniel, who also had an anicent egyptin faceflift. O'Neal takes Daniel home with him and they discuss what happened on abados after he left. They had a big party. O'Neal's wife left him while they were on the mission, setting him up for some nice sexual tension with Captain Sam. I can see that coming a mile away.

I think the Snake dudes are building a harem. They have a lot of chippies. They take the stupid one from teh beginning away from the other women and put her in a room with the Ra looking dude taht is not Ra but might be from his race. They strip her naked. "You could be the vessel for my future queen," he says, "but I am not hte one you must plase." I see where this is going. More dramatic music time! This time, lots of strings. A woman comes up and a freaking fish looking spine thing comes out of her belly and roars a bit. "Is she pleasing, my love?" asks Ra? The fish looking spine thing goes back into the belly. "Shame" syas Ra as he kills her. "send another!"

Hammond wnts answers. DAniel stumbles onto the idea that there re other aliens. I got there 20 minutes ago. They have 2 or 3 targets coming out of the computer a month. There will be 9 teams to investigate the planets. O'Neal will be SG -1 and Kowalski will be the head of SG-2. They go to work.  The injured guy wakes up and tells them where teh cooordinates were set up to send the aliens. They have a system set up where tehy have these transmitters and the "iris", a shield over the Stargate, will be sealed forever if they have the wrong code or no code in the transmitter. So don't loose the transmitter and you have 24 hours, and we hope the place we're going has oxygen.

They come out on a flight of  stairs. Ow. Daniel starts sneezing. Hey, it's like mini-stonehenge!

Daniel found a way to get home, so that's good.

Ra and his bride take MrsDaniel. Wow, that's nudity! Wasn't this a network show? Huh. Okay. Full nudity on network TV - no wonder they say this nation's going to the dogs. Fish looking spine thing comes out to play. It likes her. She screams. They turn her over. Dramatic music. Something gross happens with some biting an dsome burrowing and some screaming and lets just leave it there.

The army makes camp. O'Neal, Captain Sam, and Daniel  discuss how he met Sharay and then some people come along. Daniel jumps out to try to chat with them. He says "Chapaeye" and they all bow, the word for Stargate on Abados. They are speaking arabic but look more like druids. Daniel manages to get them to take them to the nearest town. It is a fortress on a hill. Drums start again. Now it's looking a little Greek but with pine branches. They are taken to a room and someone blows a trumpet. Everyone bows and the snake dudes come in, with Ra and Sharay. "Behold,:" says Ra, "yyour queen." Actually, he doesn't recognize them, no I guess I'll definitely start calling him NotRa.

Hammond gets Samuels to confirm it's 2 hours left.

Daniel, Captain Sam, and O'Neal wake up in jail with Skara. The snakes find them and realize they're from EArth.

The suns come up. Kowalski refuses to leave without O'Neal. Daniel recognizes NotRa as Apophos, the sperpent god. which explains a lot. Skara wants to save Sharay but O'Neal doesn't know how. the snake dudes come in and say they're going to choose. They bring Apophos and his wife in and teh Code of Honor dudes too and everyone is made to kneel. Apophos is choosing another woman, and she is taken away. Luckily we don't know her. Daniel attaks some other royal people and Skara ends up getiting chosen to be a host. They take him away. "Kill the rest," syas Apophos. Screaming follows.

"I can save these people," syas O'Neal. "Help me!" and Apophos's stonefaced guard does. He actually shoots at the snakeys. They blast their way out of the side of the building and get everyone out. O'Neal evern brings their new friend back. He speaks English. He even calls a Stargate a Stargate.

Hammond is still waiting.

Their new buddy, Tiilk tells them he is a Jafa, carrying an infant Gyoul, or god in his stomach. Someone was thinking Trill that day. Anyway, they get to the STargate with a whole ton of people. O'Neal is told Skara is no longer who he was, but he doesn't want to hear it. They see Skara and Shywhatever by the Stargate but of course there's also and airborne attack going on. Lots of shooging and splodies an dscreaming.

NotRa and his wife open the stargate to get home. Kowalski has to shoot off a rocket to get the air attack to end but they all make it to the gate and manage to arrive just in time to see Skara leave. O'Neal yells for him, but Skara uses his new powers to knock him back about thirty feet and goes into the gate with his family. And no, O'Neal did not see the symbols.

The deadline is there. Hammond waits to seal the stargate.

the snakes are coming and they have to leave now if they want to survive. O'Neal sends everyone else through first. There's some tension with music and shooting of course. They even bring civillians. Population crisis be damned. O'Neal tells Daniel to go, and he does, and then he and the few remaining fighters run for it. A worm gets Kowalski and the fighting continues but they make it through the gate. They close the iris and you can hear things going splat but they make it. There's a big party on the ramp.

Kowalski is a little off but says he's okay. O'Neal wants Tiilk to join SG 1 and Dainel still wants to find Shywhatever and O'Neal wants to find Skara. 

Thursday, March 1, 2012

It's Shatner's World

Okay, Good News!

Maybe we won't see that scene? I know, they spent five days choreographing it, it'll probably get shot, but apparently the script is still being tweaked.

E! Online - Entertainment News, Celeb Gossip, Hot Photos

Oh, Leonard

The Big Bang Theory Snags Leonard Nimoy -- Season 5

I don't think the man knows the meaning of "retired".

Life is But A Dream

TNG: The Inner Light
#225, Season 5, Episode 25
Airdate 6/1/92. Stardate 45944.1
Teleplay by Morgan Grendel and Peter Allan Fields
Story by Morgan Grendel
Directed by Peter Lauritson

Just in case you are wondering: this is the episode you show someone who is convinced that Star Trek is "Shoot 'em Up" in space.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

If you want to

Video Online of Star Trek XII Fight Scene with Mr Spock and the Villain
There is video of the scene. I have not seen it. I do not want to see it.

Finally, something new!

MTV News: 'Star Trek 2' Cast 'Welcoming' To Benedict Cumberbatch
He's not saying anything about the pictures! And also, he's joined the Chris & Zach Admiration Sciety, so I like him.

It sounds like he has a little crush on Zach, though.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Ouch

Zachary Quinto Weighs In on 'Star Trek 2' Leaked Photo at Oscars 2012 - AceShowbiz
So now JC Chandor's saying he thinks it was his kid.
That's gotta hurt.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Just in case you weren't clear on this

Awesome

Teacher resurrects Solano 'Star Trek' club - Vallejo Times-Herald
This is so cool! Star Trek clubs are making a comeback. For a long time we've been standing here going, "it's about time" and this is just one more time. It doesn't mean I live close enough to actually go to this thing. That's not the point. The point is...

We're baaaaaaack!

Friday, February 24, 2012

Pictures... view at your own risk.

Spock And The Mystery Villain Continue Their Battle In More Star Trek Sequel ... - Cinema Blend
I'm not sure what Uhura's doing, but judging by JJ's love of physical effects, and the presence of green screens, I think these shots are on a ship.




And this needed saying why?

So, George Takei is not involved in the new Star Trek movie.


Aaaaaaaand?


Why is this a question? We know he's not in the movie, if he was in the movie they would be making a big deal about him being in the movie. There's also a push to keep the movie, you know, believable, and putting Old Sulu in after Old Spock would not be believable.


He also comments on Jeremy Lin, Donald Trump, Lisa Lampanelli, his new project (Alleigance), and his charity work. But the part the Trekkies were freaking out today was this:
I assure people that this aging Sulu will not make an appearance. He's going to remain young. And look like John Cho.
Was this a question? Did anyone seriously think, for a second, for half a second, that George Takei was going to be part of J.J's Trek? Are there people that crazy out there? And how's the weather in LaLaLand?

He Walked Among Us

Okay, so here's my thinking - why is everyone so excited about Norman Spinard's "He Walked Among Us?"


I mean, in his own blog, Spinard is actually quoted saying:
"This is so lousy, Gene, that you should kill it!"
What a ringing endorsement! And Star Trek Phase II is going to shoot it? What is this lunacy?

The Search for Meaning in a Strange New World

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
 
"Don't grieve, admiral, it is logical. The needs of the many outweigh..."

"The needs of the few"

"Or the one. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long, and prosper."

These words don't just bind together a movie. They bind the universe.

Kirk once said that the words "let me help" were more powerful than "I love you". He is right, and he is wrong. "Let me help" is what you say to those you can't say "I love you" to. That or "I have been and always shall be your friend."

This is the story of lost chances, lost dreams, and picking up the pieces. This is the story of love.

Kirk gives Spock his eulogy. We knew this, but it is important to see it again. BTW, this movie and 4 are probably the best Shatner's ever acted. I think that needs to be looked into - look who the director is.

And, as before, Spock says the "Space, the final frontier" but we don't go to space. We go to Genesis, where the burial tube that by rights should have burned up in the atmosphere of Genesis is intact, which means his body is intact.

Credits. I love that the movie has a teaser.

Kirk is not doing well. I know something of loss and I can sympathize. His log reflects this. Everyone is hurting. These people are a family, and he just told Chekov to sit in Spock's chair and Starfeet won't answer their calls, and the ship will be fixed in two weeks and Kirk heads for his quarters when... "sir, are they planning a ceremony when we get in?" Asks a trainee.

"This time we've paid for the party with our dearest blood."

You said it kirk.

Valkris finds Kruge in his cloaked Klingon ship from what looks like a cargo ship. Now, Kruge is a scary dude. He is big and mean and he has a pet targ on the bridge and he kills Valkris and the entire crew of the ship she's on because she has seen the Genesis data even though she loves him but that's okay because "you will be remembered with honor".

Great.

And even the other Klingons fear that targ, kind of like when my cat bit the cop that time.

The enterprise gets home. They have to be towed in and there is this other ship,"the great experiment, the Excelsior". She has transwarp drive, which Scotty disapproves of. I can understand. Its like putting a quad core processor in a cell phone... which they can also do now.

But someone is in Spock's quarters and Kirk runs down there to have a peek inside. He goes in to see what looks like Spock at first in he shadows.. but its not. Its McCoy, speaking in Spock's voice. "You left me on Genesis, why did you do that? Help me." He tells Kirk to "climb the steps of Mount Seleya". Kirk points out that Mount Seleya is on Vulcan and they're at Earth. "Remember" says Spock's voice before McCoy passes out.

Admiral Morrow comes to inspect the ship. He tells Kirk they will be scrapping the Enterprise, no one can go to Genesis, and its a forbidden subject.

Kruge has a copy of Kirk's report on Genesis, the forbidden. He basically is paraphrasing Carol's proposal, which may be plagiarism. The Klingon see this thing as a weapon. Kruge feels that they need to get the secret of the weapon. This is a problem.

Enter the Grissom, in orbit of Genesis. They are there to study it. Saavik and David are on board. Saavik has been recast and I miss Kirstie Alley. This one has curly hair. They could have at last straightened it. They discover that the planet has a great variety of climates, and also Spock's tube is on the surface, and an animal lifeform. Everyone is confused because this shouldn't be there. Saavik and David want to beam down and have a lookyloo- it is right on top of the tube.

Kirk toasts to "absent friends". McCoy is tranquilized and Spock is dead.

Then Sarek arrives and he is pissed. He kicks everyone out and demands to know why Spock was not returned to Vulcan. "Spock trusted you, and you denied him his future!"

Huh?

"With everything that is not of the body he asked you to bring him to us, and to bring that which he gave you, his katra, his living spirit."

Slightly less cryptic.

Kirk consents to a meld in which he relives Spock's death, and Sarek realizes Spock did not meld with Kirk... but Kirk realizes there is hope, that Spock would have found a way.

I'd like to interject that having lost friends and family before, I know how desperate, when the death is sudden, people can feel to believe it didn't happen, that it could be reversed.

Imagine that came true, that just once that wish was granted. Here, Kirk has that chance.

More than a century later,or 20 years in the past depending on your perspective, Spock will too.  J.J. drew heavily on 3 as a touchpoint, not 2 as would be obvious. This is my main argument against the use of Khan in the new movie - he is trying to move forward.

They go to view the remarkably well edited flight recorder of the engine room the day Spock died. They see Spock go into the compartment... and meld with McCoy before he does. "Remember".

Well, that puts a new spin on things.

Sarek tells Kirk to bring them both to Mount Seleya on Vulcan, "only there can both find peace." They have to go get Spock's body.

Saavik and David find evolved microbes on Genesis - the animal life. And one burial robe. And one empty casket. The ground shakes, and someone screams...

Morrow won't allow Kirk to return to Genesis. Typical short sighted literal bureaucrat. Kirk asks for the enterprise. Denied. So Kirk tells Chekov and Sulu he is going anyway.

Sulu says they can count on his help.

McCoy is also trying to go to Genesis. There is a meeting with a guy who he is trying to get a trip to Genesis from, and McCoy is sounding intermittently Vulcan throughout. Plus he tries to nerve pinch Federation Security when they overhear the conversation.

"You're going to get a nice long rest, Doctor," says the arresting officer.

Not good.

So meanwhile on Genesis, Saavik and David find footprints in the snow.

Kirk goes to visit McCoy and gives the ta'al. "How many fingers do I have up?" Lol. He shoots McCoy up with a drug called Lexorin, most likely provided by Sarek. And they make their escape wit the help of Sulu beating up a guy twice his size who called him tiny.

Scotty leaves work on the Excelsior. He looks pleased with himself.

Uhura is on duty at some transporter station. Her co-worker wishes for adventure. Kirk, McCoy, and Sulu arrive and the co-worker is flustered. Uhura pulls a phaser and forces him in the closet. She tells them she'll see them at the rendezvous.

Of course they get to the Enterprise. Kirk asks them to let him and McCoy go alone, and Sulu, Chekov, and Scotty refuse to do so.

They pull out of Starbase, chased by the Excelsior and its transwarp drive. This is a long, tense scene in which they hack the space doors and it is revealed that Scotty sabotaged the Excelsior.

So they get away.

Saavik and David find a child crying in the snow. Just a little boy. With pointed ears. He doesn't speak and they wrap him in Spock's shroud, since that's all they have.

"The Genesis wave," say David. "His cells could have been regenerated"

Saavik calls the Grissom and asks them to beam them up, but the Captain of the Grissom, J.T. Esteban, wants to check with Starfleet. They can't get a message out because of jamming... Kruge decloaks and fires on them.

The shot destroys the Grissom, which displeases Kruge so much he kills his gunner. He wanted prisoners. Luckily, there are people on the surface.

McCoy is now able to do Spock's job in Spock's voice. Creepy.

The Klingons are at the torpedo tube.

Saavik and David make it out of the snow. David confesses he used protomatter, an unethically unstable substance in the Genesis matrix. That's why when Kruge finds the slugs, they are almost big enough to kill him. Sadly,not quite big enough.

The sun sets.

The child Spock will soon go through pon farr and Saavik is understandably worried about this, being the only girl around. She tells David very little. Spock and the planet are aging together in surges, which means he will age until his former age at least. David goes to try to stop the Klingons.

The Grissom is not responding to Starfleet or to Kirk. McCoy is doing okay, but he's not happy.

Spock is a teen now. And pon farr is hitting early.

Saavik... erm... relieves the tension.

Okaaaaaay, now that that's over. The Enterprise arrives, and basically just misses the Klingons cloaking. Kirk tries to call the Grissom but of course that's gone. Saavik hears it before the Klingons grab her. They already got David. Kruge is pissed. Saavik tries to convince Kruge that Genesis failed but he doesn't buy that and to be fair, he is standing on the evidence, so threatens them with torture. Then he beams up to deal with Kirk... and Saavik and David look at each other.

So there's this big tension thing again, but basically the enterprise is crippled but has also damaged the Klingon ship. Communications are opened, threats exchanged, and Kruge decides to prove his intent by killing a hostage.

They're posed to kill Saavik but David attacks the guy with the knife and they kill him instead. "You Klingon bastard!" Yells kirk. "You killed my son!" Kirk may have stayed away at the request of David's mother. But he loved him, and after what happened in 2, I know he probably wanted to reconcile. And for once, William Shatner is not overacting - he is acting just enough.

But it wasn't meant to be. Kirk was trying to reclaim something in the wake of Spock's death. He just learned Spock's body is alive... but he hasn't even had 60 seconds to think it through by the time David is dead. He has just lost his best friend... and all hope of getting to know his son.

It's no wonder he falls to the floor, crying, "You Klingon bastard! You've killed my son!" Kruge demands surrender, and Kirk says, "All right." and just for a second you believe it, until... "Give me a minute to inform my crew."

Kruge gives two minutes. Idiot.

So Kirk sets up autodestruct, and I think that he's really at the point where if you've lost everything, you may as well actually lose everything. So they set the ship to explode and then they beam out, and the transporter brings the Klingons over. They make it to the bridge and then there's maybe 10 seconds to spare and it's all over. Odds evened.

There is a piece of the saucer that looks like the number 6, then 9, then 6, then 9 as it spins through space. That's what I always remember. 969696969696.

The engineering section falls through space into the atmosphere, burning up the way Spock was supposed to.

They can't stop from losing something to this planet, I've decided. David would have died if they came there or not. They could either have Spock, or the ship.

Spock is screaming in pain. Kirk only has to follow the screams. Spock kills one Klingon who prepares to hurt him, presumably to get him to shut up. Kirk shoots the other on arrival. McCoy tends to Spock while Kirk goes to David's body and covers it with his jacket. Saavik tells Kirk David gave his life to save them. McCoy determines "that I've got all his marbles," as far a Spock's concerned. And the planet seems like it's gonna explode, did I mention that? So Kirk taunts Kruge into coming back down to the planet for a battle to the death. Kruge beams everyone but Kirk and Spock up as prisoners. He and Kirk then proceed to hash it out and Kruge ends up dropped in a pit of molten lava.

As Kirk climbs back to Spock, the sun rises.

Spock, meanwhile, has aged back to being himself again, if they could just put his mind back. So Kirk fakes some Klingon to get the Klingons to beam him up as well, and when he arrives on the Klingon ship he captures the last Klingon, Maltz. Then he sets course for Vulcan as the planet explodes behind them.

Now I want to go out for malts.

Anyway.

McCoy takes Spock to Sickbay and begs him to talk. Spock, of course, is silent. "It seems I've missed you," says McCoy. "I don't know if I could stand to loose you again."

They land on Vulcan. Uhura is there, with Sarek. I guess this is the rendezvous. Spock is brought out on a stretcher, and they take him to the temple on Mt. Seleya... everyone follows. There, Sarek is told that Spock's body lives, but his Katra is gone, in McCoy. Sarek requests "Fal tor Pan, the Refusion."

"What you seek," he is told, "Has not been done since ages past, and then only in legend. Your request is not logical."

"Forgive me, T'Lar. My logic is uncertain, where my son is concerned."

This is another way to say "I love you."

They then ask McCoy what he would choose, because the danger is as great to him as it is to Spock. "I choose the danger," says McCoy.

This is also how one says "I love you."

There is a montage and music as the mindmeld is completed. Someone strikes a gong.

When it is over, Spock is ambulatory, McCoy is okay, and no one knows how much Spock will recover. Sarek thanks Kirk - for where there is life, there is hope. He seems to feel regret for the sacrifices, the ship, David, and Kirk says "If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul."

A procession leads Spock out, right past Kirk, and you know maybe he's not okay. And then he stops. And turns to the crew of the Enterprise. He stops before each face and looks them in the eyes. It's not the feeling that he knows them. It's the feeling that he knows he should know them. Saavik, Scotty, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu, McCoy. And Kirk. "My father says that you have been my friend, you came back for me."

"You would have done the same for me." And a century later, or twenty years earlier, depending on your perspective, Spock will. Not in the same way, or the same universe. But he will set right a wrong, the same wrong that Kirk had once set right for him. He will do this not by coming back for Kirk, but by sending Kirk back to himself.

"Why would you do this?"

"Because the needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many."

"I have been, and ever shall be, your friend."

"Yes, Spock, yes!"

"Ship? Out of danger?"

"You saved the ship, you saved us all! Don't you remember?"

There is a pause.

"Jim. Your name is Jim." And he looks to McCoy, and McCoy taps his head, and Spock raises his eyebrow, and you know that everything will be okay.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

You Are The Matrix

Voyager: Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1
How long did it take Hugh to learn to say "I"? Days.
How long did it take Seven to learn to say "I"? Days.
How long did it take the Borg at the beginning of this ep to learn to say "I"? 1.76 seconds. Or something.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Second Chance at Everything

TNG: Second Chances


It occurs to me, sitting here watching Will 1.0 and Will 2.0 at a poker table, that we are in a similar situation with all of Trek today.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Here at the End of All Things: A Love Story of Hate

Voyager: Endgame


Sometimes I think that's all that needs to be said. The thing was, the episodes before had been so good. It was like they finally got it. No more Borg, no more stupidity, even a little humor again, there right at the end, something that Voyager, let's face it, was never good at, and then this.

This.

The worst part is that it's a paradox and no one even realized that.

The other worst part is this:

The final episode of TNG, they filmed a specific scene as the last one:
In DS9, they filmed a certain scene as the final one (shot, not aired, obviously, there's still about 20 minutes left at this point):

On Voyager, they called Kate Mulgrew in to finish up a shot on the Bridge, alone. And when she was done, she turned around and they had started to take down the Bridge.

That, more than anything, tells me what I need to know.